January 2010
22 posts
Reasons why life is good
I love Eric. Eric is good. Friends. Kate and Matt. Leslie. Garrett, Alexis. Naomi. Gina. Friends overseas and elsewhere to write to and call with messages of love. Good food. Mex marts. Queso. Looking for new jobs. Good hair days. Pretty nailpolish and experimenting with colors. Really, really good books that you get so excited about and don’t want to stop reading. Caffeine highs. Good...
PEOPLE ARE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT
Guh!
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/10/travel/10places.html?em
Part-Time Dildos
Top 10 brain damaging habits.
1. No breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease. 4. High sugar consumption Too...
“Someday, after mastering winds, waves, tides and gravity, we shall harness the...”
– Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
The average amount of time the ball is in play on... →
tumbledore:
People watch three hours of football to witness 11 minutes of actual play. This is why American football is boring and why basketball and soccer are the greatest sports in the world.
11 minutes of actual play
12 minutes of shots of the head coaches and referees
17 minutes of replays
60 minutes of commercials
75 minutes of shots of players huddling, standing at the line of...
“I love food and I love sex”
– Meryl Streep
IT'S KINDA WHACK
THAT IT TOOK TIL 2010 TO HAVE A LADY WIN BEST DIRECTOR AT THE CRITICS CHOICE AWARD….
WIGGITY WIGGITY WIGGITY WHACK
“If you don’t have a job you like, and you’re not having sex, you’re not going to...”
– Larry David
